Saturday, December 1, 2007

Things to bring for CAMP

Greetings cadets!

Our Heroes-in-Training programme, aka Camp INCREDIBLE is less than a week away! We hope you have already signed up for these amazing four days in December and we look forward to seeing you there! But no promising superhero comes empty-handed, for it is the duty of everyone to be prepared for anything. All are to ensure that they bring these items for Camp INCREDIBLE:
  1. Rosary - for many Heroes, a source of strength and comfort
  2. Bible - every Hero's instruction manual
  3. Personal Cutlery (i.e. fork, spoon, mug) - Heroes must do their part to save the environment and not use disposable cutlery.
  4. Personal Toiletries (e.g. soap, shampoo, conditioner, hair gel, etc.) and Towel - unless your superpower is to look good perpetually.
  5. 5 sets of Clothes (inclusive of mass attire) - even superheroes don't stay in costume all the time.
  6. EZ link card with at least $3 stored value - especially if you can't fly.
  7. Writing materials - even if it's just a pen.
  8. Sleeping bag (IMPORTANT) - This is a MUST.
  9. Sun Block (IMPORTANT) - Superman gets his powers from the Sun. You are NOT Superman.
  10. Water Bottle (IMPORTANT) - Water is Life.
  11. Sandals or shoes (IMPORTANT) - for outdoor stuff.

NOTE For FEMALE Superheroes: The fate of the world lies in your hands. It is important that what you wear does NOT distract your fellow trainees and even the organisers (especially the male ones) from your role as superheroes. Please make sure you also bring along a dark top. Bikinis are allowed, but only if you keep it beneath the dark top. Your co-operation is greatly appreciated.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

pete, this is hilarious. im just realising how hilarious it is.